Wednesday, August 17, 2005

I laughed my butt (ass) off.

Memorable quotes from my interview with comedienne Etta May that will never, ever see the light of day at the newspaper where I work:

"With some comics, 'fuck' is the punchline. If that happens, you're screwed. Did you see Robin Williams? If he wasn't grabbin' his dick, he was saying 'fuck.'"

"You'd have thought I kicked their dog and shit on their floor."

"I feel like I'm the smart one, because all this reality TV bullshit has come in. Actors are a real pain in the ass."

"Twenty years from now, I'll probably have to grab my dick and say 'fuck,' and people will still think I'm brilliant because I'm Robin Williams."

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