Jake hasn't been in the best mood lately. All things considered, can't say as I blame him. But that's no reason to forget about the things that make the great Jake Hallman, um, great. So here are five things about Jake Hallman that most people never knew.
1. Jake Hallman is from the year 2871- Contrary to what Star Trek tells us, things don't get better in the future. With each passing century, shit goes way south. Scientists of the future figure that the best way to make some much needed changes to their present is to shape their past. Jake Hallman is their champion.
2. In 2871, Jake Hallman was a robot fighter- It wasn't the best line of work, but it was a living. Whenever the Ultrahuman Subterraneanites decided to get rowdy and send a giant robot to the surface for a fight it was Jake Hallman who was called on to deal with the metal monstrosity.
3. Jake Hallman's real name is Jaek9375B- What can I say? The future is a strange place.
4. Jake Hallman shoots lasers from his finger tips- Most of the time he used this skill to fight the giant robots. In his off time, he burned his name into building facades.
5. Jake Hallman once sacrificed an entire city to destroy one robot- Don't judge him. You have no idea how you would have reacted had you been in the same situation.
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