Meanwhile, on Earth-17

Greetings! I, Uatu the Watcher, return to lift the curtain of the multiverse to offer a glimpse of one of an infinite number of universes and what all of your lives could have looked like had the currents of fate flowed differently.

Jake Hallman- Jake Hallman was discovered by a Hollywood agent while performing The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds in high school and was signed to a multi-picture deal after walking off stage. Jake Hallman was going to be a superstar. Too bad that meteor hit Claxton two days after closing night.

Logan Thomas- Known as Big L., Logan was once the most feared man in Atlanta as the leader of the street gang Stormtrooperz. But then, in seemingly no time at all, polyester vests and daisy dukes on men were out, and so too was Logan.

Tiffany Brennaman- Mother of six and still the prettiest girl in Haven Wood trailer park.

Derek Stoddard- When the great Claxton Meteor hit, Derek was on a camping trip nearby with his family, and the massive amount of radiation from the event changed Derek forever. No longer was he just an average teenager doing the things average teenagers do. He was now a cancer patient hoping for a quick death.

Crystal Delaurentis- Known the world over for her prolific film career, America eagerly awaits her next movie, Where the Boys Aren’t 23.

Turner Oppy- In a lonely hotel room, somewhere off I-95, officials found the body of former professional wrestler Turner “Opossum” Oppy, choked on his own vomit.

Chris Brennaman- Died of SIDS shortly after his birth.